From those crazy gals at Studio B:

Q: Where's the Beef?

It's only taken 28 years ... but we finally have an answer to that obnoxious old lady's question (she's still alive, by the way).*

A:  The beef will be dancing at the Maplewood Woman's Club!

Studio B will be serving up a Big Mac's worth of 80's hits (and misses), and by the time your done dancing, you'll have excised the terrible prom, and that picture of you in the yearbook with a side ponytail and mall bangs, and the Dungeons and Dragons meeting where you tied a bandana around your leg and started singing Weird Al Yankovic's version of the California Raisins song to impress that boy with the moped, but ended up crying all the way home to your Cabbage Patch Doll...

Just come and dance.

Boogie Nights: 80s
Saturday, April 28
8pm - 11pm
Maplewood Woman's Club
60 Woodland Road
$10 at the door
(Under 21 not admitted)

Find us at, like, www.facebook.com/studiobmaplewood

Studio B is a project of the HK COMMUNITY FUND!!

*Just kidding.